I could fill this with legalize, but we know absolutely nobody actually reads all that crap. So here is my Texan version of our privacy policy:

1. While WE collect some user data at times, we never sell that info to anyone ever period. Full Stop!

2. This site is fully encrypted, your payment info is never stored on our servers. All that is handled by our payment processors and their servers.

3. Of course Google has their greedy little hands into everything on the interwebs, here is no different unfortunately.

4. This concludes my Texan version of the privacy policy for now.